No wonder she’s been staring at me! It’s a dress! A nightgown? It’s some kind of cream-colored silk getup with lacy accents, almost looks like it’s been washed and tumble dried a few hundred times.

Whatever it is, this just screams GIRL CLOTHES. How could I not notice an outfit like this for so long?

I’ve gotta take this off before she gets the wrong idea. Just grab the fabric and pull this off…wait.