I mean, I don’t remember dying! But what else could explain waking up in strange girl’s body? It is a little surreal to run my fingers through a mess of unfamiliar auburn strands, but they do feel like the real thing when I give them a little tug.

And I’ve never felt my heartbeat in a dream, but when I press my palm against the thumping in my chest, it..it…wait a minute!

“I have tits!”