This is really Alexa’s fault…This girl version of myself didn’t want the boy me to find out what was going on. But why would she —err, why would I do that?

And why all this now?! It’s not like anything special happened yesterday, either. And why is Riley acting like such a weirdo, err…at least more weird than usual. This whole not telling me what’s going on thing is a real pain!

But…if this was the same gossip girl I went to college with, getting a secret out of her can’t be that hard.