“Am I a compromised asset?” I plead, “Do I have a tooth with a cyanide pill?” Riley can only roll her eyes, “You’re getting colder. But Lex, please, I’m really not supposed—”

“Are we dating? You said you had an ex-girlfriend!”

“Oh gosh, no! You’re not my—”

“—Did I break your heart and turning me into a girl is your revenge?”

“I promise we’re just friends! Just good, queer friends—”

“—Then there’s only one explanation left…”

“Please, Lex, stop guessing!”