“You’re taking me to a secret body swapping laboratory.”

Her seconds-long sigh sputters out in exasperated laughter. “Lex, you’ve been reading too many of those stories.”

“Then why won’t you say why I woke up in a girl’s body?”

She continues, “I can’t tell you, but no, it’s not that, okay? Or, it’s not-not that. But please, don’t go asking any more questions. I’m only doing this because you made me promise to never-ever-ever tell you.”