“I think…I just would’ve appreciated a little say in this gender thing, especially after Alexa tried to literally erase — me!”

“Oh, Grrrrl, don’t start. I know you!” She smirks, pointing two fingers at a valley parted by the seatbelt strap on my chest. “It took Alexa years to grow those boobies, and she loved them. Don’t you at least like’em a little bit? I mean, you’re trans—”

“—Alexa decided to be trans,” I remind her, “And I do — errm, like having this body.”