“You’ll never guess who had a refill on their estrogen.”

I sigh, “Me?”

“I dunno, ‘says here, ‘Miss Alexa Geiger Paige.’ Is that you?” She rattles the bottle, “Should we ask’em to swap this for some testosterone?”

“It’s just…Doesn’t this just prove that Alexa made an occasional bedroom thing into a full-time fetish?”

For the first time today, Riley seems disappointed. She sighs and shakes her head before tossing the pills in my lap and stepping out of the car.